the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
Gerard Way / Morrissey
do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.
studies show that i am a fucking idiot
when you flawlessly rap that verse
but the real question is has nemo found himself
teacher: wheres your homework
me: *swings a really big sword*
teacher: holy shit
*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.
its fruit i wont gain weight
We actually have pictures that great of Mars, a planet about 225 million kilometers (140 million miles) away from us.
Image copyright: NASA
*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what